Mil's English homework

Write about a journal entry from Beatrice and Benedick talking about the situation with Claudio and how Beatrice wants Benedick to challenge him in a duel.

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Mil Alba
A4



My dear loyal diary,

Outrage! I cannot believe what Claudio is accusing my cousin of! It is unbelievable, how he managed to sabotage my dear cousin’s live and reputation! Hath he not known of her sweet innocence? Hath he not learned from knowing Hero all this time—being oh so in love with her, and her in love with him?

What he did is unforgivable! Despicable! Unjustifiable, indefensible, inexcusable! Ah! I scream for my cousin’s pain. She does not deserve this, and Claudio certainly does not deserve her. How dare he say such nonsense about sweet my sweet ole cuz?

If only I were a man, diary. If only I had the strength to kill that bastard, the things I would do to torture him! For now, I can only grieve for I surely cannot challenge him into a duel. Ah, but diary, I have conjured up a plan to both keep my ladyship and get revenge on Claudio at the same time.

Benedick! Surely, he will show his love for me and fight for mine and my cousin’s honor! I just hope sweet Benedick will go through with the plan. I cannot bear it if he doesn’t. He is the only way I can have revenge on mine enemy, and without him, I’m just a bitter ole’ niece of the mayor.
Oh, how I would love Benedick if he follows through with my request.



Sincerely Yours,
Beatrice

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Mil Alba
A4



Dear Journal,

Oh, what a dilemma! My best friend, Claudio, hath caused a great fuss during his wedding today. He claims that Hero has been unfaithful and that she sleeps around? I don’t believe it. Someone has to be up to something.

I am almost one hundred percent certain that Don John is behind all of this drama. Who else, but the notoriously known bastard, could ever do such a thing or plot such a plot?

On top of that, my dear love Beatrice wants me to challenge Claudio for making such a fool of Hero! Why, I argue, should I have to fight someone that has been tricked into hating the one woman that he loves? What if I were in that position, and someone tricked me into falling in love with my sweet Beatrice?

I would have agreed more willingly if Beatrice asked me to challenge Don John in a duel, but my best friend? ‘Tis a dilemma, indeed. Should I deny thy request and keep my best friend while losing my only love, or accept thy lady’s request and possibly injure—if not, kill my best friend? Woe is me; I don’t know what to do! Claudio is and has been my best friend, but I love Beatrice so much! And I’m pretty sure that if I don’t do this for her, she will clearly view me as a weakling and lose all interest in me. Ah, such tragedy!


Sincerely Yours,

Benedick

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